The closest thing to a threesome he’ll ever get is being in a picture between you and your little. TSM.
The closest thing to a threesome he’ll ever get is being in a picture between you and your little. TSM.
All I want for Christmas is your lavaliere. TSM.
Every guy in your favorite fraternity assuming you’re going to their formal before you’re even asked. TSM.
Sister separation anxiety over Thanksgiving break. TSM.
Remembering to skinny arm in pictures even when you’re blackout drunk. TSM.
“They’ll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you.” -Effie Trinket. TSM.