The amount of glitter in my bed would make you think I’d fucked the tooth fairy. TSM.
The amount of glitter in my bed would make you think I’d fucked the tooth fairy. TSM.
I wish I could just monogram my boyfriend so everyone would know he was mine. TSM.
Never knowing what’s happening in class, but always knowing what’s happening over the weekend. TSM.
Facebook’s “People You May Know” regularly proving to be “People You May Have Made Out With.” TSTC.
You were all thinking it. I’m just the one who said it. TSM.
“You’re such a bitch, and I mean that in the absolute best way possible.” TSM.
“I love drunk you.” TSM.
“Congrats on winning the election! I’ll see you at your first meeting.” -You, to your new standards chair. TSM.
“Oh, you have officially lost the emoji next to your name, sweetheart.” TSM.
I’m basically a bro who likes glitter. TSM.