That moment of pure joy when YOUR sorority wins the biggest competition of the year. TSM.

“I saw this fat as shit squirrel…I think it’s in __.” TSM.

Automatically hating anyone who is rude to one of your sisters. TSM.

Looking at all the TFM sweetheart photos just to make sure they’re worthy of the title. TSM.

Always having an overwhelming amount of Facebook notifications from comments in your sorority’s Facebook groups. TSM.

Your mother can’t say anything about you wanting to be a housewife instead of working. After all, you’re just following in her footsteps. TSM.

Yurman > Tiffany’s. It’s simple math. TSM.

Trying to maintain your composure upon seeing “No pins available.” 6 times in a row. TSM.

I’ll buy anything with a bow on it. TSM.

Spending way more time planning my outfit for this week’s mixer than I do on my homework. TSM.