Girls with unpainted nails cannot be trusted. TSM.

Isn’t there like somebody I can pay to do this for me? TSM.

That awkward moment when you’re complaining about an annoying new girl and you realize you’re talking to her big. TSM.

Basically, twitter acts as a GPS locator for my sisters whereabouts. TSM.

Caring way too much about themed dance competitions. TSM.

Buying internet on my flight home so I can get a head start on posting pictures from spring break. TSM.

Wine in the bathtub. TSM.

Withdrawing from my women’s studies class mid-semester because I don’t think my future employer will mind the “W” on my transcript when I’m ironing his slacks. TSM.

The inventor of green bean casserole is an alumna of my sorority. TSM.