“I don’t understand…I’m so much prettier than her.” TSM.

All your casual hookups falling for you. TSM.

Leaving something at his house so you have a reason to see him again. TSM.

Having an entire section of your closet of clothes you’ve stolen from boys. TSM.

Choosing an outfit based on your tan. TSM.

“Whenever I break up with a guy, he gets fat. It’s a gift.” TSM.