If alcohol and caffeine were vitamins or minerals, I would be the healthiest person alive. TSM.

Started to panic about having to kneel on stage in 5 inch stilettos at my MBA hooding ceremony. Then I remembered Recruitment has trained me perfectly. TSM.

3 other group members doing our project while I shop online for my birthday dress. TSM.

Pretty sure my pencil skirt, argyle cardigan, pearls, and Longchamp will let everyone at the polls know which party I support. So much for confidentiality. TSM.

Went to the school bowling alley today… to get a beer… which I then put in a to go cup to bring to class. TSM.

Sitting getting my pedicure for rush and drinking a Starbucks frappuccino… in a frat koozie. TSM.