I feel like I do better on tests when my nails are done. TSM.

[Inseam] size matters. TSM.

Sarah Palin wearing Nike shorts, shooting guns, planning on running for president, and making Todd sandwiches. TSM.

The woman’s rights movement was unnecessary. TSM.

Always being the Iron when playing Monopoly. TSM.

Every single male model shown on Southern Tide’s website is fuckable. TSM.

Reading Decision Points during lecture to make all the fratstars think I’m smart. TSM.

After I finish putting stickers in my Lilly planner I have to craft Christmas cards. TSM.

My 16th birthday party was asked to be on “My Super Sweet Sixteen” but I turned them down, I have more class than that. TSM.