Even my Christmas Tree wears pearls. TSM.

Pregaming Barefoot Contessa on the Food Network. TSM.

I refuse to carry Coach, or fly it. TSM.

My 12 year old sister is being a housewife for career day. TSM.

Got dumped. Got Yurman. Got over it. TSM.

I have the class of Laura Bush, the appeal of Sarah palin, the style of Rachel Zoe and the talent of Paula Deen. TSM.

Just saw a sorostitute typing up a TSM. I told her it sucked and it would never be posted. TFM.

Splitting a junior mint with my little for lunch. TSM.