I don’t cook on thanksgiving, I host. My thanksgiving consists of my brother, fiancè, and father hunting our pheasant and letting the cook staff do their job, while my mother and I look fabulous and drink the vineyard wine. TSM.
I don’t cook on thanksgiving, I host. My thanksgiving consists of my brother, fiancè, and father hunting our pheasant and letting the cook staff do their job, while my mother and I look fabulous and drink the vineyard wine. TSM.
Asked a cute GDI why he wasn’t in a fraternity… said the dues were too expensive… told him so are my tastes. TSM.
Got searched at the airport because my t-shirt was too big. TSM.
I’m a third generation trophy wife. TSM.
I befriended the house cleaning lady today because I think that she does nice work and may like to hire her someday. TSM.
Watched 3 episodes of say yes to the dress on my iPad while I ran 4 miles on the treadmill. TSM.
I’ve already wrapped half of my Christmas presents. In Lilly wrapping paper. TSM.
No, I’m not hungry I had a huge gulp of air on the way to class. TSM.
You can keep your Yurman. My mother’s family owns a diamond mine in South Africa. TSM.
Working on my 95 slide future wedding PowerPoint presentation rather than paying attention to my Feminist Studies professor. TSM.
