I’m getting sick of randoms telling me how pretty I am… Yes geed, I’m prettier than you. Deal. TSM.

My diet starts tomorrow. TSM.

Toned thigh muscles from squatting over toilets at frat parties to pee. TSM.

Skipping class to iron blindfolds. TSM.

Going to class consists of decorating my Lilly planner with color pencils and stickers. TSM.

Skipped 2 tests today because it was raining. TSM.

Family and Consumer Sciences major. TSM.

Hyphenated last names are for GDIs. I’ll be taking my husband’s name. TSM.