Taking wine tasting as a humanities credit. TSM.

Threw up Natty & bile at work today. I’m a kindergarten teacher. TSM.

My first born son’s name will end with roman numerals, the second’s name will be Peyton or Manning. TSM.

Trying to lose 2 pounds. TSM.

Ran 6 miles in my Nike shorts today. TSM.

Every group of girls has a fat friend. If you’re GDIs. TSM.

If retail therapy is wrong, I don’t want to be right. TSM.

I have to make a conscious effort to not look at myself in the window of every building I pass on campus. TSM.

Getting my nails done twice every week because they get messed up baking cookies. TSM.

Making pie from scratch for my fratdaddy while using a wine bottle as a rolling pin. TSM.