Whoever made BBM groups for 30 people only was a GDI. TSM.

Forgot what my toe nails look like unpainted. TSM.

Taking shots out of monogrammed candle holders. TSM.

We’re just like you, only prettier. And richer, classier, and just all around better. TSM.

Rule #1: Animal print is only to be worn on undergarments. TSM.

Naturally blonde. TSM.

Purchasing a new Patagonia, Mountain Hardware Jacket, and Northface for Mountain Weekend. TSM.

There’s frost on the ground and I’m wearing Norts and my Mallard Ball sweatshirt to class. TSM.

If I shack tonight after the date party, I’m going to have to wake up really early so that every Sooner fan doesn’t see me leaving in my flapper costume. TSM.

It’s difficult for me to interact with you, GDI, when you’re wearing animal print with your bra straps showing, and I’m in a cable knit and pearls. TSM.