I’m convinced I’m great first lady material. TSM.

My favorite position is CEO. TSM.

I’m conservative everywhere except the bedroom. TSM.

Lost my virginity in a truck but it was a King Ranch so it was classy. TSM.

Working out…I mean walking on an elliptical while listening to Taylor Swift. TSM.

I’m every feminist’s worst nightmare and every fratdaddy’s dream come true. TSM.

Our President Elect was too ugly, so we had a re-vote. TSM.

I have more oxford dress shirts than most fratstars. I don’t make the walk of shame in a t-shirt. TSM.

Majoring in Political Science so that I can one day rule the Junior League. TSM.

I’m not worried about the sophomore slump, since the only thing I have close to love handles are the belt loops on my size 0 jeans. TSM.