We drop hot girls with no personality, but we also drop ugly girls with great personalities. Oops. TSM.

Just parked my SUV in hybrid parking. TSM.

I put the “ass” in classy. TSM.

I only went to college to meet my bridesmaids. TSM.

Can’t remember the last time I painted my own nails. TSM.

It’s never too cold for Nike running shorts. TSM.

Blowjobs are my favorite dessert recipe. TSM.

Just because we are forced to be in a group together does not mean we are friends outside of class GDI. TSM.

How to fix a big mistake: Plan B, Diet Coke, and a new Longchamp. TSM.