We had to make emergency reservations at Melting Pot because our house mom couldn’t cook tonight. TSM.

What do you do after you fail 2 tests? Makes dozens of cookies, get a mani pedi, & do some serious online retail therapy at Lilly & Neimans. TSM.

Went to sleep in a blue state and woke up in a red state. Best sleep of my life. TSM.

A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.

Going to class decked out in Burberry because I want to make sure everyone knows that I’m still classy despite everything that happened this past weekend. TSM.

My academic advisor suggested that I take a Women’s and Gender Studies course to meet my humanities requirement. I declined and politely asked if there was anything that would be more useful for my future career, a culinary course perhaps? TSM.

Bonding with your fratdaddy’s mother about how hard it is to find good help. TSM.

Technically Daddy votes 4 times: his vote, mom’s vote, my sister’s vote, and my vote. TSM.

Got trick or treaters at the house tonight. All we had to give them were peppermints & Nutri Grain bars. TSM.

When I see a girl on campus wearing a cute outfit, there is a 9 out of 10 chance she is in my sorority. TSM.