Wearing knock-off Lilly is worse than wearing no Lilly at all. And you wonder why you’re a GDI. TSM.

I love both my daddies: the daddy that pays and the daddy that lays. TSM.

Sorry GDIs, Nike shorts only look good with letters. TSM.

The fat legacy that sits in front of me in my law school class wears her letters every day because her sisters wouldn’t let her wear them in undergrad. TSM.

Communications major, engaged at 21, and I own more pearls and Lilly dresses than your house is worth. TSM.

I’m not your slampiece, you’re my fratslam. TSM.

The temp dropped below 70 today so I turned in my Nike shorts and XL tee for leggings and a XL tee. TSM.

Making the ugly legacies stand on the ends of pictures so they are easily cropped out. TSM.

Morning-after untagging of red cup pictures on facebook. TSM.

I only wear fraternity shirts… That I earn. TSM.