Making pledges read a book titled, “This Is Why You’re Fat”. TSM.

Having to wear the proper undergarments in my lilly dress just so I can fit all my frat stars whiskey in my spanx. TSM.

Working harder on my recipe collection and home decor ideas than my resume. TSM.

I can’t carry a pretty little clutch because I have to carry my fratdaddys dip in my purse. TSM.

I bake cakes, cookies, and pies for my frat-daddy’s tent in the grove, but I’ve never eaten a bite of it. TSM.

Lunch with my sisters. Paying $20 for 200 calories. TSM.

He was cute, till I saw his cargo shorts. TSM.

Wearing Nike’s, and workout clothing to class to look like I don’t care, but then I’ll put on tons of makeup. TSM.

Fiancial aid? Like daddy right? TSM.

New boobs for my 18th birthday. TSM.