My Mom purposely made sure my first & middle names began with the same letter, so my monogram would be symmetrical. TSM.

Freshman 15? What’s that? TSM.

Regular Brazilian: $60
Weekly Mani/Pedi: $30
Weekly shopping sprees: $300
Personal Trainer: $100
Dietician: $200
Being known as the “best maintained slampiece” at one of the local chapters: TSM.

Even my shack pack is Lilly. TSM.

Pink monogrammed floormats in my Tahoe. TSM.

Don’t complain to me about your school loans gdi. I don’t even know how a loan works. TSM.

If it doesn’t work out, there’s always the rest of his pledge class. TSM.

15 minutes on the elliptical with the latest Cosmo. TSM.

Woke up in the morning to find I went drunk online shopping on the Lilly website. TSM.

Got my first silly band because my fellow sister gave it to me to hold my hair back while I got sick. TSM.