You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape my judgement. TSM.

Al-Qaeda, I had a good day yesterday….you still live in a cave. TSM.

It was the best sex I’ve ever had but he’s a GDI and an education major… no life and no money… I had to let him go. TSM.

White trash party. I have nothing to wear. TSM.

It doesn’t bother me that women don’t get as many job offers or promotions, as long as men keep buying my drinks. TSM.

Even my Daddy buys me drinks. TSM.

The only activities filling the pages of my Lilly planner are date functions, mixers, and football games. TSM.

Got a text from a fratdaddy telling me his pledge brothers just had a 45 minute conversation about me and the backless red silk top I wore to their Christmas formal last year. TSM.

Not practicing your lines for pref night because you’re too busy reading TFMs. TSM.