Just went to CVS for tooth paste, lotion, and Plan-B. TSM.

Drinking before recruitment becuase I can’t handle anymore awkward conversations with PNMs. TSM.

Recruitment time is like lent. I chose to give up eating. TSM.

My sorority composite photograph is now the ID photo on my concealed weapon permit. TSM.

Broke my phone last night and have to go get a new one, but I’m still too drunk to drive. TSM.

My daddy bought me a new iPad for school and the first 3 words I added into spell-check were “fratty”, “fugly” and “TSM”. TSM.

I majored in Elementary Education to get my Mrs. degree, marry a fratdaddy, and never have to work. TSM.

Senior year getting high before bid day reveal with your sister and then ignoring the new members because you dont feel like talking to them. TSM.

I’m diverse, I’m multi-fratural, I love all frat daddies. TSM.

Sorry, your pearls just aren’t the right size for rush week. TSM.