Refused to write a recommendation for a girl from my home town because she was too ugly. TSM.

Norts (Nike shorts). TSM.

Almost suffocated in the foam last night but thanks to my neon shirt someone was able to pull me out. TSM.

$200K college education, and I’ll never have an ACTUAL job. TSM.

I love wearing sun dresses bc they are easy access 😉 TSM.

Walked into the office in my clothes I went out in waiting for my roommate to bring a dress and underwear to the Hill. For the 2nd time this week. TSM.

Made out with some rando at the bar last night. Why? Because he was the president of his frat and a republican. TSM.

Wearing letters everywhere to insure that fat girls and uglys don’t make eye contact with me like we’re equals. TSM.

I accessorize my Yurman with more Yurman. TSM.

Traded mealplan for drugs. TSM.