Smoked a bowl while watching America’s Next Top Model, not munching. TSM.

Someone asked me if I wanted their old ID as my fake. I said, “I don’t need a fake, I would have to pay for my own alcohol.” TSM.

For my birthday I got new Jack Rodgers and pink & green SC Tervis Tumblers. TSM.

Last night some guy with spiked hair told me that he “works in sales” and that he is “loaded”. I almost vommed. TSM.