I know I’m getting the new Lilly planner for Christmas, but I need it now because next year’s social calendar is filling up quickly. TSM.

I knew I would be a sorostitute the moment I got my first easy bake oven. TSM.

Reinforcing my social network, one plate of Christmas cookies at a time. TSM.

I practice my picture poses in the mirror before I go out. TSM.

What’s worse than weighing 100 pounds? Weighing 101. TSM.

A frat swoop and a hat on backwards. I’m like can you take me to another room already? TSM.

My adderall is pink. TSM.

My teeth make my pearls look yellow. TSM.

Junior League president, just like my mother, grandmother, and great grandmother. TSM.