I wanted to make sure I ate before going out. Just kidding, no I didn’t. TSM.

Only using the men’s bathroom in the srat house so no one knows I poop. TSM.

Taking the Polo shack hat instead of the Brooks Brothers shack shirt because you have sex hair and are late for class. TSM.

I was told I’m spoiled. I told them my parents can afford to show me their love. TSM.

Pretending to listen to my Sociology teacher lecture on materialism while shopping for Christmas presents online. TSM.

I keep my boyfriend on a really tight leash, his croakies. TSM.

My summer internship is managing the staff at our summer house. TSM.

My goal was to look like I’m too good for you, and I nailed it. TSM.

Made my date hold my purse all night and then my hair. TSM.

Shacking, my way to avoid drunk eating. TSM.