Pardon the glitter, I’ve been crafting. TSM.

My cupcakes somehow made an 86.7% an A. TSM.

Inspecting facebook pictures in chronological order to figure out at what point in the night I lost my earring. TSM.

“Greatest act of sisterhood ever!” TSM.

I lost an earring, the back of my phone, and my voice. Does that mean I beat Spring Break or Spring Break beat me? TSM.

I think I’ve only had 2 non-alcoholic drinks all Spring Break. TSM.

Every time I walk into Michaels I want to take another little. TSM.

I wasn’t planning on going out tonight, but my hair looks really good so… TSM.

Always using frat houses and liquor stores as vantage points when giving directions. TSM.