The biggest decison I have to make today is whether to get my best friend Lilly wine glasses or a Lilly watch for Christmas. Decisions, decisions. TSM.

It’s bid day, bid day. Gotta get down on bid day! TSM.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Buy me Yurman, and I’ll love you. TSM.

“You’re breaking up with me because I’m too…blonde?” TSM.

Drinking Firefly out of a mason jar. TSM.

Box wine keg stand. TSM.

Daddy’s money, Momma’s good looks. TSM.