tex_port (Big)

Member Since 01/12/2011

From Texas

  • tex_port 14 years ago on NYU

    I’m sure she went to Catholic school, which is different… And no one at my high school was ever pregnant…

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  • tex_port 14 years ago on Iowa State

    One: women have more natural body fat then men (aka breasts) and having very little leads to infertility, and is generally unattractive.
    Two: BMI isn’t the same as body fat percentage, but with a name like 4loko, I wouldn’t expect you to know better. Bless your heart. BMI is a calculation that’s basically based on your height to weight ratio. Normal is 18.5-24.9 (I believe, that might be a little off) Anything under 17 qualifies you as anorexic, if you’re 6′ tall and your bmi was 8, you would weigh like 70 pounds.

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  • tex_port 14 years ago on Iowa State

    Anything under 15 usually requires hospitalization… I wish tfm would filter this stuff. This post makes every sorority girl look like a stupid liar.

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  • tex_port 14 years ago on ETSU

    Oh, I don’t know, majoring in secondary education seems like a phenomenal way to weed out the superficial, greedy ones.

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  • tex_port 14 years ago on NYU

    Do you monogram it with four letters? I’m not being rude, my (biological) sisters have two middle names, and we’ve always just used the first one in their monograms.

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  • tex-port 14 years ago on -

    That would make your BMI 15.5, which would mean you’re at risk of cardiac arrest at any moment, your heart rate is probably lower than fifty, it’s very very likely that you’ve got osteoporosis, and I’d be willing to bet you’ve got lanugo (a layer of hair all over your body).
    You’re either a liar or, bless your heart, someone needs to take you to the hospital.

    Nutrition major. TSM.

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  • tex-port 14 years ago on South Carolina

    except shes clearly KKG not KD.
    KKG is better than DDD nationally, though none of the kappas i know would ever talk like this girl is, bless her heart.

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  • tex-port 14 years ago on Miami University

    incase you actually don’t know what this means…
    34 is her band size. It’s on the smaller side (the smallest most stores sell is a 32) D is her cup size.

    in other words. she’s busty and she makes excellent cookies.

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