If one of the ingredients is a mix, you’re not really baking. TSM.

There’s nothing in the bylaws that says I can’t purchase my wine in letters. TSM.

Excuse me, honey. I’m Southern, NOT Country. Thank you very much. TSM.

Celebrating 175 years of Texas Independence the right way: two-stepping at my fratdaddy’s house with a cold beer. TSM.

The only length I care about is the length of your boat. TSM.

I only know which day of the week it is because of my birth control. TSM.