“Oh my God STOP IT.” TSM.

Jon Hart zippered bible cover. TSM.

Always feeling awkward when someone says “I can’t afford it.” TSM.

I don’t feel inferior when I watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. TSM.

I was so happy when I found out my future suite mate wasn’t a fuggly GDI, but I was even happier when I realized I was prettier than she was. TSM.