Having a few dresses that are shorter than your t-shirts. TSTC.

“You sound just like your big.” TSM.

Marry for money. Love will come later. TSM.

Stalking your little back to the day she joined Facebook. TSTC.

“Whatever. She only gets 25 likes on her Insta posts.” TSM.

Conditional Panhellenic love. TSM.

The calories don’t count if you can’t remember them. TSM.

Having a different boyfriend in every fraternity. TSTC.

Being 21 for three years before your 21st birthday, and three years after it. TSM.