Judging how fun the night will be based on how motivated you are to shave your legs. TSM.

Wearing pearls under your beads at Bourbon Street. TSM.

Carolina Cup: where all sorority women can bond over Lilly. And I guess horses. TSM.

The pre-fraternity formal season cooler shortage. TSM.

My TSM alter-ego is kind of a bitch. TSM.

Cameras up, cups down! TSM.

If SOPA interferes with voting for Lilly prints, I will go scorned-sorority-girl-drunk-on-Franzia-someone-stole-my-frocket-tee crazy. TSM.