My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.
My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.
I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.
None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.
Adopting an underprivileged teenager and having him become an NFL star. TSM.
Being a Jackie, not a Marilyn. TSM.
Dear standards,
sorry for partying. TSM.
I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.
A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.
On gamedays, I shotgun Nattys in $300 Lilly dresses and my grandmother’s pearls. TSM.