Asking your boyfriend to formal with a bow tie to make sure he’ll match your dress. TSM.

Boycotting a fraternity because they don’t have enough elevated surfaces for your liking. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity stocking up on your favorite alcohol, because they know you’re coming over. TSM.

It was little at first sight. TSM.

Remember that time when I opened a bottle of wine with a knife? That’s when I knew I could survive in the wild. TSM.

Making your pledges do everything. TFM. Making everything for your pledges. TSM.