“Can we go to Starbucks first?” TSM.

Being too broke to afford textbooks but having enough money to buy another sorority shirt. TSM.

I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.

My room was clean, until I had to find an outfit. TSM.

Being better at flirting with girls during recruitment than with guys on an actual date. TSM.

Showing up late with a Starbucks in hand. TSTC.

Having the looks to marry a rich and successful man, and the brains to be rich and successful yourself. TSM.