You were all thinking it. I’m just the one who said it. TSM.
You were all thinking it. I’m just the one who said it. TSM.
Purposely misspelling her name so she knows she’s not even on your radar. TSM.
Can sleeping with a guy in the National Guard count towards my philanthropy hours? TSM.
Having a famous butt. TSM.
Oops. He’s really into me. TSM.
“Would you like to know what’s on draft tonight?”
“No.” TSM.
He’s the slampiece. TSM.
Mistaking “What’s your number?” for a body count and not your phone number. TSTC.
New year, same bitch. TSM.
“Oh, you have officially lost the emoji next to your name, sweetheart.” TSM.