“Don’t put that in the minutes.” TSM.

“I’m too pretty for this.” TSM.

Sunglasses are a hungover girl’s best friend. TSM.

Confusing your stomach flu for a hangover. TSM.

Getting into a cat fight, while you’re dressed up like a cat. TSM.

Bragging about your new pledges to anyone who will listen. TSM.

It’s all fun and games until you run out of dry shampoo. TSM.