Doing squats in the tanning booth, because multi-tasking. TSM.

Monograming your blender. TSM.

Red lipstick being your “secret weapon.” TSM.

People telling you you’re a hot commodity. TSM.

The “I’m just not ready to have a boyfriend” speech. TSM.

Do I want to dress like Serena or Blair today? TSM.

Too many costumes, not enough nights of Halloween. TSM.