Getting drunk for the sole purpose of “casually” drunk Snapchatting him. TSM.

“He’s cute, but I think I slept with his big.” TSM.

God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.

“Don’t tell anyone” doesn’t apply to my big or little. TSM.

I wish her a long life with a small ring. TSM.

My big tells me I’m pretty. TSM.

I craft, because I care. TSM.

Trusting your blackout self to do the things your sober self won’t. TSM.

“Which fraternity is he in?” TSM.