Hosting a Make it, Bake it, Sew it Auction to raise money for autism. TSM.

Whoever said that money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. TSM.

I have no problem signing a prenup because I’ll never run out of family money. Besides my sandwiches are too damn good to divorce. TSM.

Find the smartest GDI in your class and be nice to him, make him think you’re his friend. Then when the weekend party list goes up, ditch him with the homework & shack with a fratstar. TSM.

Never taken offense to the phrase “make me a sandwich.” I make a damn good sandwich. TSM.

Womens rights ruined everything. TSM.