Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he’d be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.

A year after graduation, my Frat Daddy became my Frat-tastic husband. After 3 years of marriage, we’re expecting our first legacy. Dreams do come true. TSM.

I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.

Getting the sudden urge to rear-end anyone with an Obama 2008 bumper sticker. TSM.

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.

I don’t dye my hair or starve myself to stay thin. I don’ t look down upon lower tier sororities. I’m not getting my MRS degree but an MBA instead. I can make a fantastic sandwich, award winning cupcakes and unbutton an Oxford and khakis with one hand. TSM.

Never had my belly button pierced. TSM.

Adopting an underprivileged teenager and having him become an NFL star. TSM.