Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

It’s not resting bitch face. It’s a bonafide dirty look. TSM.

Instagram post or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Guys calling dibs on you three months before formal. TSM.

Memorizing your credit card number way before you memorize any of your notes, because you online shop far more often than you study. TSM.

Beating the guys at their own game — whether it’s beer pong or matters of the heart — every single time. TSM.

“That would be so cute with letters on it.” TSM.

Getting more excited about the craft than you are for the event you’re crafting for. TSM.

I like my coffee as ice cold as my heart. TSM.

“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.