It’s not that I CAN’T even. I just don’t want to. TSM.

Your C being as good as everyone else’s A. TFM. Your A’s being as good as everyone else’s C’s. TSM.

Taking “you’re such a stereotypical sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.

Beer pressure. TSM.

Your little coming to you for advice on how to trick her little before reveal. TSM.

Not going to a date party unless your date can find someone for your little. TSM.