Keeping the Homecoming Queen title not only in your sorority, but in your family. TSM.

Shack shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Formal: a classier way of saying “shit show.” TSM.

Lately, I have been going on more “dates” with girls than guys. Recruitment problems. TSM.

The paper writing process: type a sentence, check Facebook, type a sentence, check TSM, type a sentence, check Pinterest. TSM.