There are some girls I would be friends with just for their clothes. TSM.

There is nothing I hate more than hot glue strings. TSM.

Always packing the perfect pool bag. TSM.

I change my profile pic more often than a geed changes their hair color. TSM.

Salad without low fat ranch? Bless your heart. TSM.

Walking down a fraternity’s fire escape in heels. TSM.

Not having to suck in. TSM.

Pearls in my drivers license picture. TSM.

I don’t remember the last time I paid for my own gas. TSM.