Literally taking the shirt off his back. TSTC.
Literally taking the shirt off his back. TSTC.
“Let’s take a candid.” TSM.
Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.
RIP to all the jewelry I’ve lost or broken while drunk. TSM.
“Can I Insta this?” TSM.
These bros ain’t loyal. TSM.
Getting voted most likely to wake up at a frat house on Sunday morning. TSM.
Give me wine or give me *death.
*vodka. TSM.
Your most recent searches on Instagram being all of the Kardashians. TSM.
You know you’re a mess when your phone autocorrects drunk to drunj. TSTC.