I may not remember the party, but the party will remember me. TSM.

Being appalled when a girl doesn’t own a wine opener. TSM.

Wearing your shack shirt like you’re displaying a trophy. TSM.

Forgetting the words “big” and “little” are technically adjectives, not people. TSM.

Your professor calling sororities “drinking clubs.” TSM.

A good boyfriend will get you wine instead of flowers and chocolate for Valentine’s Day. TSM.

Casually reminding your professor that her daughter wants to join your sorority. TSM.