True sisterhood: passing out on a porch holding hands after a long day of drinking. TSM.

Being able to shower, do your hair, pick out an outfit, and put on makeup blacked out. TSM.

Party girls don’t get hurt. TSM.

Being the worst influence in the best way possible. TSM.

If you don’t have photos that could be used for blackmail, you’re not really friends. TSM.

All you need is love…and vodka. TSM.

We’ve seen it all and done it all…we just can’t remember it all. TSM.

Summer is for rebounds, not relationships. TSM.

I will pre-game literally anything. TSTC.