As we all know there’s always that one girl in every sorority that gets a big fat “IM A MESS” stamped right on her forehead and you know what…maybe that’s me. Okay I’m really not 100% mess all the time, but in my sorority I’m basically the poster child for what not to do: recruitment 101. So I’m monitored in everything I do, having a finsta gives me the chance to post whatever tf I want without being judged by the whole universe. I don’t really care if my standards chair sees (mainly because she’s a saint and literally gives 0 fucks) but my finsta is my savior. And yeah, maybe I do get drunk off my little white ass 5/7 nights of the week but nobody I knew from high school psychics class needs to know that. Bless up finsta I’m in full support.
The use of the ‘r word’ was incredibly frowned upon and, as previously stated, not okay, waaaay before the PC Culture we have today…. I was taught that in elementary school.
Using that word doesn’t make you look anti-PC, it just makes you look like an ignorant asshole. I’m sorry.
Not a good enough reason to use the word retarded. Find a better word
I’m dead this is hysterical
I’ve never heard of this… I must be getting old
As we all know there’s always that one girl in every sorority that gets a big fat “IM A MESS” stamped right on her forehead and you know what…maybe that’s me. Okay I’m really not 100% mess all the time, but in my sorority I’m basically the poster child for what not to do: recruitment 101. So I’m monitored in everything I do, having a finsta gives me the chance to post whatever tf I want without being judged by the whole universe. I don’t really care if my standards chair sees (mainly because she’s a saint and literally gives 0 fucks) but my finsta is my savior. And yeah, maybe I do get drunk off my little white ass 5/7 nights of the week but nobody I knew from high school psychics class needs to know that. Bless up finsta I’m in full support.
But why is there no pink sailboat icon at the end of this post? Something about it just makes the conclusions of most articles resonate…
*Sinstagran (secret Instagram)
Ps hate them too. So stupid
You’ll need to help me craft come big/little season
idc my finsta is boomin n hilarious so imma keep doing my shyeeet
Deep eddy lemon = nectar of the gods
That’s awesome
He means associates degree for becoming a plastic surgeon….
Please take the stick out of your ass.
The use of the ‘r word’ was incredibly frowned upon and, as previously stated, not okay, waaaay before the PC Culture we have today…. I was taught that in elementary school.
Using that word doesn’t make you look anti-PC, it just makes you look like an ignorant asshole. I’m sorry.
We love you Boosh!!!! <3
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girl crush. I want to use that quote for my grad cap
Nah, you just suck.
Can you make one for every Panhellenic sorority?
#HillaryForPrison2016
“I had almost met the requirements for my associates with plans of plastic surgery” but also “doesn’t believe in college”
Aka he went to high school with them and lumps himself onto their successes.