Throwing parties for yourself at his frat house. TSM.

Being in charge of decorating the office for every holiday. TSM.

All of your friends in fraternities asking you to craft their Greek week costumes for them. TSM.

Running for standards so you won’t be called to standards. TSM.

Blacking in during a random makeout. TSM.

Figuring out who you’re with by which fraternity flag is on the ceiling. TSM.

Double D’s get degrees. TSM.

Because my momma taught me better than that. TSM.

Having a huge collection of koozies, but never drinking beer. TSM.