Don’t be mad at me for being picky. Be mad at yourself for not meeting my expectations. TSM.

Professor told us we have a test Friday. Did I give him the bitch stare? Yes. Still going DT Thursday? Absolutely. TSM.

Double fisting: glitter in one hand and glue in the other. TSM.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Let’s raise our glasses for the men and women who fight for me and you. TSM.

“Last Friday Night” by Katy Perry. TSM.

Nine sisters as bridesmaids. “My Big Skinny Greek Wedding.” TSM.